GRAND MASTI: Cheap, disgusting, offensive, insensitive & a must if you think from your lower abdominal parts [0/5]

Why on earth do Bollywood adult-comedies have to have double-meaning dialogues that fall only for one intended meaning? And why on earth do writers for such sleazy entertainers have to use their boneless part of lower-abdomen area to think and not the obvious upper part primarily called as mind?

Well, if sex-comedies are like classic ALIEN series, Indra Kumar’s adult-comedy GRAND MASTI is Shirish Kunder’s JOKER. Both have common ingredients to offer viewers a good platter of entertainment but are still very divergent in recipe and in taste. The former is cheap, shameful, lousy, crappy, distasteful, disgusting, mean, offensive and everything else but funny.

Sequel to MASTI- the 2004’s surprise hit, GRAND MASTI revisits the dull, boring & ‘suck sex’ful married lives of Meet (Vivek Oberoi), Prem (Aftab Shivdasani) and Amar (Ritesh Deshmukh). Their wives are busy in everything around; from serving extended families non-stop like an adarsh- bahu to working late at boss’s place for better future & also in baby-sitting but all they ignore unpretentiously is the sexual desires [I can use the term ‘lost love in marital lives’ to be sober but trust me the film itself didn’t talk of it even in suggestion] of their husbands, as if that is the last thing on earth to stay alive. So, the trio seeks the alternate means of pleasure in their college reunion with barely clad sex-sirens sickeningly named as Rose, Mary & Marlow to be pronounced later in exact order for at least 60-70 times till you start hating such beautiful names.

I widely understand the need of below-the-belt jokes in any adult-comedy but the situation goes horribly wrong, monotonous & unbearable after a while when makers decide to stay there and there only to tickle I don’t know what bones of yours but certainly not the tickling one. So, you have weird sex-driven word-plays in every second sentences characters speak, old tasteless adult jokes getting re-enacted, forceful body-show and sequences literally hitting on every private part of human body. It goes on and on like the flat, flavorless rubber in your mouth [Chewing gum, I mean].

Also, there are times when it turns so absurd-so ridiculous you don’t want to look at the screen. Well, even these things you can take for granted in the name of entertainment but how can you not be sensitive or apologetic about offensive sequences where women & kids are being treated as a substance of pleasure without showing any love, respect or care for that matter. In one of scenes, Amar (Ritesh Deshmukh) blatantly curses his cutely adorable kid with a gesture like ‘kaash maine uss din nirodh ka virodh na kiya hota!’ and later offers him to a burglar to get rid of him. Painful!

There are no reasons that can justify its viewing except you are a sex-starved, low-IQed, male chauvinist who sees women as sex-object & doesn’t love/care/respect even their ladies at home. I regret watching it and very sorry as I didn’t think I would be also reviewing a soft-porn someday. Watch it at your own risk! [0/5]