Friday, 6 September 2013

ZANJEER : Get yourself chained if you can’t hold your urge to watch but stay away! [0.5/5]

I know it is a bit exaggerated reaction but can we propose a cinema ACT or a regulation kind of thing in bollywood so that filmmakers like Ram Gopal Verma gets a ban […for shorter span at least] on making films further, after committing horrendous  crime of remaking old bollywood classics? But wait! He’s not alone there on the top […of the worsts] to enjoy all the beatings, Apoorva Lakhia joins him with his rare gem ZANJEER- a so-called official remake of 70’s Amitabh Bachchan starrer game-changer of same name! It is so disgusting that even calling it a film would mean immense disrespect to cinema.

Where the old classic, directed by Prakash Mehra was packed with good music, powerful performances, solid punches in the writing, a totally engaging story-line and possibly the need of the hour to represent anger of the youth, reciprocating in a blasting yet controlled aggressive manner to better the society,  Lakhia’s tribute goes wrong on all aspects. Neither it tries to entertain nor does it create the need to tell something or the other to its audiences. It merely looks like someone had an itch to satisfy his ‘though not found any traces of’ creative cells. It is a first in long time where everyone competes with each other not to offer their best but the worst.

Southern superstar Ram Charan plays ACP Vijay Khanna who in particular, can be seen wearing formals in day/on duty and a police uniform while being at home with his girl. That can also be cleared in explanatory debate but what about those couple of stiffed expressions on his face for most parts? Then, there is this ‘raghupati raaghav rajaram’ tune in the background whenever he decides to take a walk from the scene in slow-motion. Priyanka Chopra looks disinterested and takes her part so much for granted as if she has come for a picnic. Prakash Raj as the stylishly all docked up villain Teja bores with his one-dimensional comical portrayals of bad guys in recent. He doesn't offer anything new and that is a serious concern. Mahi Gill as Mona Darling irritates. Sanjay Dutt finds himself in shoes of Pran saab as Sher Khan but consoles with his looks only. In an added subplot, Atul Kulkarni plays an honest journalist with investigative instinct, loosely based on the real life crime journo J. Dey, murdered in suspicious circumstances.    

Overall, it is a sloppy-shoddy-shaky attempt that can only be dumped down as a trash. Watching it could make you feel like torturing yourself for all the sins you have been doing all these years. Some films accidentally entertain you with a certain level of absurdity and overtly self-indulgence; this doesn't even reach there to bring some relief. The worst of the year! Get yourself chained if you can’t hold your urge to watch but stay away at any cost! [0.5/5]

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